Saturday, June 18, 2011

SPAM SPAM SPAM

Haha! What can i say ? Received this piece from METROPOLITAN POLICE (Oops!) recently and feel like sharing with all netizens out there. Though I had received hell lots of other such mails on and off.



From: METROPOLITAN POLICE
Reply-To: metropolitanpoliceantidept@gmail.com
Subject: METROPOLITAN POLICE



METROPOLITAN POLICE
15 Elizabeth Avenue London, EA2H United Kingdom
Web Account: [metropolitanpoliceantidept@gmail.com]
DIRECT TEL: +44-702-407-1481

According to the ethics of an office, introduction is always very important on a first contact like this.

I am Mr.Rico Smith, the Head of the Anti-Crime Unit of the Metropolitan Police London-Uk.

This Official Memorandum is to inform you that we discovered that some officials whom work under the Nigerian Government have attempted to divert your Funds (US$10,500,000) through a back-door channel. We actually discovered this today, through our Secret Agents under the Disciplinary Unit of the Metropolitan Police after we apprehended (Mr. Ali Aeraby) a terrorist suspect.

The mentioned suspect was apprehended at the Heathrow Air-Port early this morning, as he attempted to carry the enormous cash value of US$10,500,000 outside the shores of England. In respect to the money laundering decree of Great Britain such amount of money can not be moved in cash outside England because such attempt is a criminal offense and is punishable under the money laundering act of 1982 of Great Britain. This decree is a globalize law applicable in most developed countries inother to check-mate terrorism and money laundering.

From our gathered information here in this Unit, we discovered that the said Funds in question actually belongs to you (Mrs. xxxxxxxxxxxxx) but it had been purposely delayed because the Nigerian officials in charge of your Payment are into some sort of irregularities which is totally against the ethics of any Payment institution.

Presently, this said Funds valued US$10,500,000 is under the custody of the Paying Bank (HSBC Bank Plc London-Uk) and I can assure you that your Funds will be released to you without a hitch provided that you are sincere to us in this matter. Also, we require your positive co-operation at every level because we are closely monitoring this very transaction inother to avert the bad eggs in our society of today.

Today dated 11th June 2011 we have instructed the Executive management of HSBC Bank Plc London-Uk to Release the said Funds to (Mrs. xxxxxxxxxxxxx) as the certified Beneficiary in question because we have valuable information/records to authentify that the said Funds truely belongs to you.

Be that as it may, you are required to provide us with below listed information (for official verification) via Email: [metropolitanpoliceantidept@gmail.com]

1. First Name, Middle Name and Last Name.
2. Age.
3. Occupation.
4. Marital Status.
5. Direct Telephone/Fax Number.
6. Residential address.

We await your immediate compliance to this official obligation, so that you can be Paid by HSBC Bank Plc London-Uk.

Officially Sealed.

Mr.Rico Smith
Anti-Crime Unit
Metropolitan Police London-Uk.
Tel: +44-702-407-1481



Well, I don't even know that I own such a big fund in the first place. I also don't know that METROPOLITAN POLICE prefers to use a gmail account. ^_^ !

God knows why someone with a little bit of common sense still falls into such boring and scamful trap.

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